Monday, September 15, 2008


This morning's Collegian gave me a WTF moment.
His wife, who works as an usher for the State College Spikes, told him about an unusual job opportunity: to become the Nookie Monster.

If you haven't been to a State College Spikes game, head to right now and type in "nookie monster" to see what I'm talking about. The mascot, which made its first appearance last season, lives in a "nook" behind the outfield wall of Medlar Field. When the Spikes score a run, the Nookie Monster pops out of a door in the wall and dances for a moment. Then he scurries back into his lair.
From the Free Dictionary, we have the definition of nookie.
nook·y or nook·ie
n. Vulgar Slang
Sexual intercourse.
I leave the jokes up to my readers.

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