A New Vice President of Student Affairs Has Been Named...

... and that can mean only one thing. It's time for the kidz over at Safguard Old State to run a background check.

Here's the the lede in the announcement from the Penn State Propaganda Portal.

Damon R. Sims, associate vice provost for Student Affairs at Indiana University at Bloomington, has been appointed Penn State's new vice president of student affairs. Sims will begin his new duties on August.