Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Things That Make You Go Huuummmmm

First this.

Penn State Police confirmed today that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library.

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

Then this.
A janitor reported someone defecated on a book lying on the floor in the stacks section of East Pattee Library, Penn State Police said. The incident occurred sometime between noon and 10 p.m. yesterday, police said. The book, Christianity and the Roman Empire, is valued at $54.
And then the University takes action.

To accommodate end-of-semester needs, Pattee and Paterno libraries on the University Park campus will remain open until 2 a.m. on April 30, May 1 and May 4 though May 8, and will close at midnight on May 2 and May 3.

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