Showing posts with label Local News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Local News. Show all posts

Monday, September 15, 2008

Huhh?

This morning's Collegian gave me a WTF moment.
His wife, who works as an usher for the State College Spikes, told him about an unusual job opportunity: to become the Nookie Monster.

If you haven't been to a State College Spikes game, head to youtube.com right now and type in "nookie monster" to see what I'm talking about. The mascot, which made its first appearance last season, lives in a "nook" behind the outfield wall of Medlar Field. When the Spikes score a run, the Nookie Monster pops out of a door in the wall and dances for a moment. Then he scurries back into his lair.
From the Free Dictionary, we have the definition of nookie.
nook·y or nook·ie
n. Vulgar Slang
Sexual intercourse.
I leave the jokes up to my readers.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Not to Jump to Any Conclusions, but....

The CDT reports that

A 41-year-old man was beaten and stabbed three times while walking in downtown State College last night
, searching for a friend who had called for his help.

State College police say they are now searching for the person, or people, responsible, but don’t have any descriptions.

Police say the victim and his wife drove to State College from Mifflinburg around 11:15 p.m. yesterday after a friend had vehicle trouble and needed help in a downtown parking lot.

When the couple arrived, police say the man began searching for his friend on foot between the 400 block of E. College Avenue and the intersection of East Beaver Avenue.

That’s where he was assaulted, first hit on the head, then stabbed three times, police say.

At the time, he was wearing an Ohio State baseball hat, a red hooded Ohio State sweatshirt, shorts, sandals, and eyeglasses. Police say several of those items are now missing.

Remember this?

[Update 09/15/08:

Although a man was reportedly stabbed three times in downtown State College on Friday, police are now saying the incident occurred elsewhere.

Police also said today the incident did not occur in Centre County. Police could not provide any other details about the incident but said in light of the new information, there is not an immediate health and safety risk for residents of State College.]


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Saturday, August 16, 2008

More on Burke-ing the System

Today's Centre Daily Times has more on the dismissal of charges against Mifflin Streaker Elizabeth Burke. Here is Penn State's chief bullshit artist Bill Mahon's take on the situation
We will continue to promote what we believe is appropriate behavior on campus and try to educate students about the expectations of society as they develop into responsible young adults, said Bill Mahon, Penn State’s vice president for university relations.
Does he really think that the Mifflin Streak has uncovered a widespread failure of Penn State students to have been fully socialized? Does Mahon think that Penn State students don't know that in general it is not acceptable to run naked in public?

It's also funny the way that Penn State views arresting students for engaging a harmless tradition to be part of their education. What's the real lesson? Beware of powerful entities abitrary exercise of power. That's a valuable life lesson, for sure, but does one actually have to be arrested to learn it?

Come on, this is not about educations. It's about Penn State protecting its brand. Even the DA was on board with that.

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Burke Naked...Not a Problem

Well, justice prevailed in Centre County on Friday. The judge dismissed the charges against Mifflin Streaker Elizabeth Burke. I guess this means that his diploma from Penn State is now worthless.

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Saturday, August 09, 2008

A Naked Conflict of Interest

Justice Centre County style was on full display yesterday in the Court House in Bellefonte. We learn about it in today's Centre Daily Times.

For the past few decades, every spring Penn State students gather together the weekend before finals to blow off some steam with an on campus naked run called the Mifflin Streak. Every year, at least for the past several years, a handful of the students are arrested, charged with a misdemeanor count of open lewdness, and placed in ARD. Everyone then forgets about the streak until the following spring.

This year is different. One of the streakers, Elizabeth Burke hired an attorney to fight the charges.(You can read an interview with Burke here.) Burke's attorney Stacy Park Miller argued that for there to be a crime of open lewdness someone had to be offended. Since the prosecution didn't present a single witness to the event that was offended, there was no crime and the charges must be dropped. Before Park Miller could make her argument on behalf of Burke, another student engaged the attorney's services and Park Miller succeeded in having that student's charges dropped. Yesterday she got her chance to plea Burke's case. The hearing lasted five hours and the judge decided to sleep on it before he issued an opinion.

This brings me to justice Centre County style.
“Judge, you’re about to make a decision on whether it is acceptable to run naked in public at a university both of us happen to be alumni of,” [Assistant District Attorney Steve]Sloane said.

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Parks Miller argued that the 1,000 or so people who gathered for the Mifflin Streak were there to see streakers. So they cannot be offended, she said, much as patrons of an adult dance club cannot be offended when they enter the club knowing they are going to see nudity

Sloane responded that the argument is like equating Mifflin Hall to a strip club. He then referenced the recent ESPN “Outside the Lines” episode highlighting the Penn State football program’s off-the-field problems and a recent study ranking the university as the nation’s No. 3 party school.

“If Penn State’s diplomas are stock certificates, after the ESPN program, the No. 3 drinking school and then this case, our stocks are worth nothing,” Sloane said.

Think about Sloane's counterargument to Park Miller. He isn't arguing the law. He's arguing that his and the judge's self interest demand that the charges against Burke must stand. How inimical is this to the rule of law? Imagine that instead of Penn State being a public university it was a publicly traded company and Sloane and the judge did hold stock in it. Sloane would never argue that someone must be prosecuted for a crime to protect the value of his and the judge's stock portfolio. Yet here in Centre County looking out for Penn State's interest, because it is perceived to be in ones self interest, is considered so routine that a prosecutor has no problem making the argument in open court. That is justice Centre County style.


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Thursday, June 26, 2008